the only measured, logical response

"the only measured, logical response" | Wednesday, January 28, 2015 | No. 5,843
spigot: FOLKS THE ONLY MEASURED, LOGICAL RESPONSE IS A JERKCITY CARD GAME WITH A BIG THICK HARDCOVER RULEBOOK RIDDLED WITH INCONSISTENCIES AND IMPOSSIBLE TO FOLLOW OR PLAY CORRECTLY
deuce: PSST THOSE ARE MOST CARD GAMES
spigot: PLEASE DON'T CONTRADICT ME IN FRONT OF THE WEB CARTOONISTS







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2015.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.