man down

"man down" | Saturday, January 30, 1999 | No. 111
pants: 10 ADAM 12 WE HAVE A DICKLICKING IN PROGRESS
atandt: CUMSHOTS FIRED
atandt: CLEAR PARCEL 12
pants: 338 UNITS 1, 2, 3, 4 AND 5 RESPONDING
pants: UNITS 6, 7 EN ROUTE
atandt: MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
pants: UNIT 8 WILL SUPERVISE







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"by mistake" starring deuce and pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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