table of contents

"table of contents" | Friday, October 26, 2001 | No. 1,121
rands: CONTENTS OF BUCKET: IN-N-OUT BURGERS, KRISPY KREME DONUTS, SHAMROCK SHAKES
rands: CONTENTS OF STOMACH: SEMEN, GUM WRAPPERS, RUBBER BANDS, BITS OF STRING, DICE
rands: CONTENTS OF LAST PANEL: TERRIBLE COCKSUCKING NOISES OF THE HAULGHULAHG AND BUABGLUHLAHG AND LAHULGLAGHLAG VARIETY







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