jerktest

"jerktest" | Tuesday, January 22, 2002 | No. 1,209
rands: THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY JERK SYSTEM
rands: THE JERK YOU'VE JUST HEARD WAS A TEST
rands: IF THIS WAS AN ACTUAL JERK
rands: YOU'D BE ALL STICKY







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.