pizza

"pizza" | Sunday, March 7, 1999 | No. 144
spigot: WHERE'S THAT PIZZA
spigot: BLRHLBUHRLUBHRLUBHLGHRLHGHRLBHLUGHBLULH PLUH BLUHH I AM SO SORRY
spigot: HLLLLLLLLLLGBHLHRLUHLBRHLGUHLLUH HUH HUH I JUST CAN'T KEEP ANYTHING DOWN
pants: MY SHOES
spigot: BLGUBHGLUBHRLUBHRTLUBHRLGURHLBURHGLUBRHGLUB MY FAULT







Tomorrow
"destination: dongs" starring spigot and pants




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