pants: CAN WE LICK IT, CAN WE PRICK IT
deuce: WE CAN DO BOTH
pants: HOW ?!?!?
deuce: DETAILS FOLLOW
deuce: HULBGHULGDBHULBGDBGHULDBGDHULBAGDHLBGDHLUGB
deuce: THAT IS A LINCOS-LIKE MESSAGE TRANSMITTED TO ALL THE NEARBY SUNLIKE STARS
deuce: THEY WILL REALIZE THAT EARTH IS POPULATED BY FUCKING HOMOS AND STAY CLEAR
pants: WHAT IF THEY HAVE CRAZY ALIEN E.T. STYLE DICKS FOR US TO LICK ?!?!?
pants: THEY MIGHT SAY HEY APE-LIKE COCKSUCKING BEASTS LET'S LAND THERE
deuce: THEY ARE ALMOST CERTAINLY MILLIONS OF YEARS AHEAD OF US IN TECHNOLOGY AND STRAIGHT