just happy to be here at all

"just happy to be here at all" | Saturday, January 1, 2005 | No. 2,256
pants: IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD
atandt: AMEN
pants: FAGGOT-AMERICAN
atandt: STRAP ON THE FEEDBAG OR DIE TRYING
pants: I CLEAN THE BONG WITH RUBBING ALCOHOL AND WHITE RICE
atandt: YOU TRICKED ME INTO SAYING HAPPY NEW YEAR







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