too fat for the cheerleading squad

"too fat for the cheerleading squad" | Wednesday, May 24, 2006 | No. 2,763
: SPIGOT POOFS INTO THE ROOM LIKE A QUEER VAMPIRE
deuce: HGLAHGLAHLGHLAUAG
spigot: GIMME A B!!!! GIMME A HURRRRR
deuce: CHEERLEADING FOR FUN AND PROFIT
spigot: HANG ON I HAVE TO GO THROW UP IN THE TOILET BECAUSE I'M TOO FAT FOR THE SQUAD







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