trying to fist myself (a progress report)

"trying to fist myself (a progress report)" | Wednesday, August 25, 1999 | No. 326
spigot: TRYING TO FIST MYSELF AND FAILING
spigot: TRYING AGAIN
spigot: SOME SUCCESS







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"barney fife sniff" starring spigot and pants




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