the evening news

"the evening news" | Thursday, June 17, 2010 | No. 4,230
pants: OOH OOH HERE'S WHERE HE HITS THE FAT PEDOPHILE WITH A NIGHTSTICK
pants: BOY HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT PEDOPHILE ALMOST AS MUCH AS THE PEDOPHILE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE HIT
pants: BACK TO YOU DEUCE







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