a terrible secret that i need you to take to your grave

"a terrible secret that i need you to take to your grave" | Saturday, July 21, 2012 | No. 4,948
spigot: FOLKS I HAVE A TERRIBLE SECRET THAT I NEED YOU TO TAKE TO YOUR GRAVE: I AM A TERRIBLE DJ BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MUSIC
spigot: ALSO CORDS AND CABLES ARE HARD AND I JUST CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY ALL PLUG IN
spigot: YOU'LL HAVE MY RESIGNATION TOMORROW MORNING







Tomorrow
"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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