square in the mouth

"square in the mouth" | Sunday, April 14, 2013 | No. 5,203
spigot: YOU ARE POKING ME SQUARE IN THE MOUTH!!!!!
spigot: AND YOU SIR ARE POKING ME SQUARE UP THE REAR END!!!!
spigot: I'M LIKE A CHICKEN ON A ROTISSERIE
spigot: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: AM I DONE
spigot: WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR







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