important text

"important text" | Friday, January 3, 2014 | No. 5,454
spigot: EXCUSE ME EVERYBODY BE QUIET
spigot: I'M GETTING AN IMPORTANT TEXT ON MY PHONE
spigot: IT'S FROM MY AUTOMATED SMOKE ***DETEXTOR***
pants: WHAT DOES IT SAY
spigot: MY HOUSE BURNED DOWN







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