blast off to mars

"blast off to mars " | Sunday, May 18, 2014 | No. 5,588
spigot: I WONDER IF I GOT A COLLEGE DEGREE AND ROLLED IT UP INTO A TUBE AND SET IT ON FIRE I COULD BLAST OFF TO MARS!!!!!!!!
spigot: OR PUT DOPE IN IT!!!!!!!!







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.