"more social more sticky" | Friday, December 5, 2014
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No. 5,789
spigot: MORE BULLET POINTS, MORE LISTS, MORE VISUALS, MORE SHORT-FORM, MORE MICROCONTENT
pants: MORE SOCIAL, MORE STICKY, MORE VIRAL, MORE SHAREABLE
deuce: MORE HEROIN
Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.
