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"timeline" | Saturday, February 7, 2015 | No. 5,853
spigot: MON - WOKE UP, JERKED OFF IN TUB
spigot: TUE - WALKED AROUND ENTIRE PERIMETER OF JERKCITY
spigot: WED - FONDLED MYSELF BEHIND JERKCITY
spigot: THU - FILED BUG
spigot: FRI - FILED FOR DIVORCE







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"barney fife sniff" starring spigot and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.