a promotion for rands

"a promotion for rands" | Thursday, May 25, 2000 | No. 608
rands: I WAS PROMOTED TO HEAD OF THE ADJUSTMENT COMMITTEE
rands: IF THE INMATE IS SENTENCED BY THE ADJUSTMENT COMMITTEE TO ISOLATION TIME, HE WILL BE PLACED IN A SEGREGATION UNIT TO AWAIT REVIEW
rands: THAT'S WHEN I SNEAK IN AND LICK THE DICK







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