the bread guy

"the bread guy" | Monday, November 16, 2015 | No. 6,133
spigot: REMEMBER TO GET OUT AND VOTE
pants: WOULD SIR LIKE ICE IN HIS PELLEGRINO
spigot: UM, UNLESS THE ICE IS CARBONATED THE ANSWER IS NO
pants: THE BREAD GUY RESPECTFULLY REQUESTS THAT HE MAY BE ALLOWED TO LEAVE HIS SHIRT ON







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