a two prick system

"a two prick system" | Tuesday, June 20, 2000 | No. 634
spigot: I'M AN ADULT GAY MALE SEEKING DISCREET SAFE J/O
deuce: I DON'T SEE HOW J/O CAN BE SAFE IF YOU USE YOUR MOUTH AND ASS
spigot: I HAVE A TWO-PRICK SYSTEM
spigot: WHERE IF ONE SPURTS . . .
spigot: I CAN CONTINUE SUCKING ON THE SPARE
spigot: I JAM THEM AND POKE THEM INTO MY FACE
spigot: SOMETIMES WITH SUCH FORCE I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME LIE DOWN FOR AWHILE
deuce: I WOULD LIKE NOT TO DISCUSS THIS ANY FURTHER







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