now he's asking her if she can please smile

"now he's asking her if she can please smile" | Thursday, January 26, 2017 | No. 6,541
spigot: I PRAY HE DOESN'T GET ANY ON HER BEAUTIFUL FACE
spigot: OH GOD HE DID
spigot: AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE DID IT DELIBERATELY







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"empty seat" starring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.