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"help" | Monday, November 16, 1998 | No. 67
spigot: HELP / I NEED SOMEBODY
spigot: HELP / NOT JUST ANYBODY
spigot: BAM BAM BAM SIR IN THE NEXT STALL I AM ASKING FOR HELP
spigot: I AM REACHING MY HAND UNDER THE PARTITION FOR COINS/TOKENS







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