a prune or a corn cob

"a prune or a corn cob" | Tuesday, July 18, 2017 | No. 6,706
spigot: EVERYONE AT MISSION FARMERS MARKET LOOKS LIKE A PRUNE OR A CORN COB
deuce: N E V E R F O R G E T MY COCK
pants: MAYBE SHOW THEM YOUR DONG AND ASK THEM IF THEY CAN TUG OUT SOME WEEDS
spigot: WHERE DO I FLUSH MY CATS
spigot: IF YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM ON A SIDEWALK THAT ISN'T DESIGNATED THEY CONFISCATE THE WHOLE THING UNTIL TRIAL AND EVEN THEN SOMETIMES YOU NEVER SEE IT AGAIN







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"go fuck yourself user" featuring deuce and pants




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