jerkcity strike: day 4

"jerkcity strike: day 4" | Friday, September 22, 2000 | No. 730
hanford: IT ONLY SEEMS FAIR THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE TO LEARN YOUR LINES
pants: I CANNOT AFFORD THE DILLY-DALLY
pants: ARE YOU THE MAN WITH THE FOUR WAY HIPS
atandt: SERIOUSLY LOOK HOW WIDE MY MOUTH IS
hanford: IS IT FAIR TO SAY THAT NEGOTIATIONS ARE STALLED
pants: I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT
atandt: SOME KIND OF QUEER GERBIL WITH A FEZ AND LEDERHOSEN
hanford: APBNEWS.COM OR LIVING.COM MIGHT BUY US
pants: I WANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK
atandt: I CALL THIS MY FIGHTING IRISH POSE
pants: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
atandt: I'M NOT ON STRIKE
pants: SCAB







Tomorrow
"empty seat" starring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.