untitled gardening project no. 3

"untitled gardening project no. 3" | Saturday, September 23, 2000 | No. 731
: Did I mention I was molested? I'm pretty sure I did, once or twice, but you did not offer to discuss the matter with me. Let's have a nice quiet dinner and have a frank discussion about my dad's dong and how he put it in my mouth and ass now and then. Anyway, I'm clearly the victim here and that's why I don't suck dick. I hope you understand.







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