jerkcity strike: day 6

"jerkcity strike: day 6" | Sunday, September 24, 2000 | No. 732
rands: FOLKS, SALVATION IS HERE
rands: WITH PISSCHRIST AS MY WITNESS I AM THE MAN WITH THE PLAN
pants: PISSCHRIST EH
rands: IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS
atandt: THE HILLS ARE ALIVE
rands: FIRST WE LICK THE DICK
hanford: I COULD GET A JOB PRODUCING ROSANNE
rands: THEN WE LICK THE DICK SOME MORE (TO BE SURE)
hanford: I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO YAHOO LAST SUMMER
atandt: WITH THE SOUND
pants: LET MY PEOPLE GO
hanford: THAT'S IT -- I'LL GO BACK TO BROADWAY
atandt: OF BONERS
pants: YOU DON'T SAY







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.