untitled gardening project no. 4

"untitled gardening project no. 4" | Monday, September 25, 2000 | No. 733
: Now I don't want to get into the specifics but semen has an oyster-like consistancy and stings when it dribbles off my stupid face and into my eyes. Holy Christ, it stings.

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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
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