untitled gardening project no. 5

"untitled gardening project no. 5" | Tuesday, September 26, 2000 | No. 734
: One time I was masturbating outside a bar in Capitola. A police officer shined his light into the alley and found me with my pants down. I explained that I was taking a leak. For my troubles, the officer gave me a lecture about how I could be charged with a sex crime, how I'd have to register as a sex offender in every county. Thank goodness he let me off with a warning.

"carefully examining the cock in his face" featuring pants

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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
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