strike over!

"strike over! " | Wednesday, October 4, 2000 | No. 742
hanford: LET US REVIEW
hanford: 1. NOBODY HAS TO WRITE ANYTHING IN TCL FOR ANY REASON, EVER
rands: CHAR STAR
hanford: 2. PANTS IS PROMOTED TO CHIEF WANG INSPECTOR
atandt: QUALITY DID NOT DECLINE DURING MY REIGN
hanford: 3. NO UNLICKED DICKS ON THE SET
rands: [B[B[B
hanford: 4. WE AGREE TO OUTSOURCE THE TASK OF HOSING DOWN THE BRITNEY POSTER
rands: [A[B
hanford: AND FINALLY 5. WE REJECT THE DISNEY OFFER
pants: AM I LATE ??? WHAT DID I MISS ???
atandt: WHO MADE YOU







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