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No. Title Starring Date
3155 a bear named spigot spigot 6/23/2007
3118 a beautiful world deuce,pants 5/17/2007
3561 a big man pants,deuce 8/2/2008
609 a big red snapper spigot 5/26/2000
1973 a bird yeah pants 2/26/2004
1907 a brand new wang for xmas deuce,pants 12/23/2003
642 a bright shiny angel spigot 6/28/2000
952 a broken dream deuce 5/5/2001
2306 a celebration of women spigot 2/20/2005
2729 a close one deuce,spigot,bung 4/20/2006
2289 a cocksucking commando storming the countryside spigot,pants 2/3/2005
647 a complicated cry for help pants 7/2/2000
31 a conundrum 9/23/1998
1729 A Cookie pants 6/25/2003
545 a cornfed american beauty atandt,pants 3/24/2000
52 a crip or a blood 10/19/1998
3183 a crowd forms pants 7/21/2007
2095 a crown of thorns on -his- wang pants,deuce 6/28/2004
1710 a dangerous drug spigot,deuce 6/6/2003
881 a day at the races spigot 2/22/2001
195 a day in the life pants 4/20/1999
376 a dollop deuce,pants 10/12/1999
2506 a dong around my waist like a belt spigot 9/8/2005
2716 a fat gay goth standing on the edge of the information apocalpyse spigot 4/6/2006
1331 a fine romance spigot,deuce 5/24/2002
324 a fireside chat deuce 8/23/1999
3115 a funeral for deuce pants,ozone 5/14/2007
2443 a gay man in my pants (pt. 1) deuce,net 7/7/2005
2444 a gay man in my pants (pt. 2) deuce,net 7/8/2005
2789 a gentle introduction to jerkcity hanford,rands 6/19/2006
633 a glass of rape spigot 6/19/2000
54 a good laugh 10/21/1998
59 a good magician 10/29/1998
98 a good running start dick, deuce 1/3/1999
1430 a handjob for john ashcroft (drunk at work) pants,hanford 8/29/2002
2492 a healthy debate this is not ozone,deuce 8/25/2005
3213 a hen or a duck pants,deuce 8/20/2007
475 a huge spaceship spigot 1/14/2000
598 a jerkcity tribute spigot,pants 5/16/2000
3267 a kind of toilet spigot,deuce 10/13/2007
442 a letter to ice cube deuce,pants 12/15/1999
1453 a little more j, a lot less o spigot,deuce 9/21/2002
306 a little sick of poptarts deuce,spigot 8/6/1999
541 a little uninteresting deuce,atandt 3/20/2000
409 a long-overdue explanation deuce 11/13/1999
666 a look inside deuce 7/20/2000
3384 a love story pants,deuce 2/7/2008
221 a lovely dinner party rands,spigot 5/14/1999
2685 a match made in heaven pants 3/6/2006
3240 a matter worth considering pants 9/16/2007
356 a message to gay aliens spigot,deuce 9/23/1999
2810 a midsummers nights dream act 3 scene 1 part 1 atandt,rands,net 7/10/2006
1012 a modest request deuce 7/5/2001
279 a moment spigot 7/10/1999
597 a moment of silence deuce 5/15/2000
1125 a moment of silence spigot 10/30/2001
3418 a moment of silence pants 3/12/2008
1259 a moment's pause pants 3/13/2002
3099 a moral dilemma net,deuce 4/28/2007
776 a mystery for rands rands 11/7/2000
3468 a nest in your chest pants,deuce 5/1/2008
3163 a new hope (dvd extras) pants 7/1/2007
1435 a night at the opera pants,deuce 9/3/2002
1414 a night at the races pants,spigot,deuce 8/14/2002
2636 a night at the races pants,atandt 1/16/2006
2893 a normal conversation rands,deuce 9/29/2006
2702 a piece of that pants,deuce 3/23/2006
3370 a plump night out spigot,pants 1/24/2008
549 a poem by dick dick 3/28/2000
222 a prayer pants,deuce 5/15/1999
608 a promotion for rands rands 5/25/2000
1235 a proof of life deuce 2/17/2002
2112 a real american patriot deuce 7/15/2004
1950 a recitation of the works of robert frost by deuce deuce 2/3/2004
414 a recurring theme pants,rands 11/17/1999
291 a retraction spigot 7/22/1999
1940 a ride to the 7-11 deuce,pants 1/25/2004
1305 a salacious rooster of a little man deuce 4/28/2002
327 a scene from a movie pants 8/26/1999
141 a science pants 3/4/1999
1014 a series of on and off pulses deuce 7/8/2001
2340 a sewing machine deuce,pants 3/26/2005
390 a short sharp spurt spigot 10/25/1999
296 a shortcut through the bushes spigot 7/27/1999
682 a simple plan spigot 8/5/2000
1290 a simple situation spigot 4/13/2002
1711 A Slow Start pants 6/7/2003
2956 a steady diet of delicious chum pants,deuce 12/5/2006
2944 a stickly, unsightly manner deuce,pants 11/23/2006
771 a stopped clock pants,deuce 11/2/2000
182 a story as old as time deuce,rands 4/8/1999
1360 a strange melange spigot 6/22/2002
670 a stunning revelation deuce,pants 7/24/2000
3157 a sucking snake pants,deuce 6/25/2007
809 a terrible blow pants,deuce 12/9/2000
276 a total cocksucker spigot 7/7/1999
3375 a towel and some certs deuce,pants,spigot 1/29/2008
634 a two prick system deuce,spigot 6/20/2000
2360 a typically plaintive request spigot,pants 4/15/2005
3410 a valuable lesson pants,deuce 3/4/2008
2731 a very emotional episode of spigot the bear spigot,pants 4/22/2006
2295 a very good thing pants,rands 2/9/2005
2499 a very happy ending spigot,deuce 9/1/2005
2913 a very important announcement deuce,pants 10/20/2006
1501 a very religious little man deuce 11/8/2002
2843 a very serious drinking problem, indeed pants,rands,deuce 8/10/2006
197 a very sincere apology spigot 4/22/1999
235 a very sincere apology ii spigot 5/28/1999
2711 a very special episode of spigot the bear spigot 4/1/2006
1682 a very tiny tardis pants,spigot 5/9/2003
3130 a work of art or creation of nature atandt 5/29/2007
1817 A+++++ spigot 9/24/2003
2093 a, b, c, d: all dicks spigot,pants 6/26/2004
33 aaron spelling spigot 9/25/1998
2622 abandon all hope pants 1/2/2006
200 abbott and costello pants,rands 4/24/1999
1247 abort retry ignore fail pants,ozone 3/1/2002
1625 abortion funding pants 3/13/2003
1499 about last night net,deuce 11/6/2002
3168 about last week spigot 7/6/2007
3036 absolutely true story spigot 2/24/2007
1647 abuse of the pump machine pants,rands,deuce 4/4/2003
3156 accident owned bounced deuce 6/24/2007
467 achoo deuce,pants 1/6/2000
2397 actual ad copy submitted to client (rejected) spigot 5/22/2005
2640 actually asking two questions pants,deuce 1/20/2006
1344 actually inside the box spigot,deuce 6/6/2002
2988 add me to the list spigot,pants 1/7/2007
2818 adventure game effigy 7/17/2006
2556 aftermath rands,deuce 10/29/2005
865 agagag deuce,pants 2/6/2001
2805 again with the dick rands,spigot 7/5/2006
275 again with the moon spigot 7/6/1999
2106 against the world deuce,pants 7/9/2004
258 AGLHALGHALGH deuce,pants 6/20/1999
1518 aids cam pants,rands,spigot 11/25/2002
843 aids quilt spigot 1/15/2001
543 aikido spigot,pants,deuce 3/22/2000
2799 aim for my tits spigot 6/29/2006
293 air force, navy, marines spigot,deuce,pants 7/24/1999
1577 aka odwalla bongwater deuce,pants,rands,atandt 1/23/2003
3111 aka spigot the bear spigot,deuce 5/10/2007
3585 albedo 0.3888888888888887 deuce 0/0/0
1021 all about the boners deuce,pants 7/15/2001
2625 all around spigot 1/5/2006
2063 all at once (part 1) spigot,pants 5/27/2004
1408 all beef spigot 8/8/2002
2077 all dicks are pricks but not all pricks are dicks spigot,pants,deuce 6/10/2004
756 all discs shuffle deuce,pants 10/18/2000
3188 all for one and one for all net,pants,deuce 7/26/2007
1958 all he wants in the world pants 2/11/2004
2446 all i can spell is pain deuce,spigot 7/10/2005
527 all i needed to know pants,deuce 3/6/2000
2161 all i wanted was my bra back deuce,spigot 9/29/2004
63 all in favor 11/4/1998
2666 all in the game pants 2/15/2006
2308 all mixed up spigot 2/22/2005
3082 all my online dongs spigot 4/11/2007
3179 all of you spigot,deuce 7/17/2007
3353 all over my face and hands deuce,pants 1/7/2008
3450 all over my new dress pants,spigot 4/13/2008
2550 all over the face spigot 10/23/2005
2280 all over the webcam pants,spigot 1/25/2005
1475 all singing all dancing pants,spigot 10/13/2002
1335 all that for a for loop pants,deuce 5/28/2002
2110 all the orcs and shit rands,deuce 7/13/2004
1825 all the problems spigot 10/2/2003
2462 all the way back spigot 7/26/2005
2539 all the way to god spigot,pants 10/12/2005
127 all these hackers spigot 2/18/1999
3354 all these pills in my mouth spigot 1/8/2008
3147 all this can be yours pants,deuce 6/15/2007
1763 all this uppercase spigot,rands 7/29/2003
1380 all those balls net 7/11/2002
2554 all three prongs at once spigot 10/27/2005
904 all you need is love spigot,pants 3/17/2001
3311 all your psychic energy deuce,pants 11/26/2007
3052 allah your own akbar pants,deuce 3/12/2007
3376 alone again spigot,deuce 1/30/2008
2172 alone in the toilet spigot 10/10/2004
506 alot pants,deuce 2/14/2000
1889 already gotten published deuce,spigot 12/5/2003
2108 already here spigot,rands 7/11/2004
3098 already in progress deuce,pants 4/27/2007
2872 already said too much deuce,pants 9/8/2006
673 also for fat: 0-9 spigot,pants 7/27/2000
112 also the ugly deuce, pants, spigot 1/31/1999
2942 also when we fucked them deuce,pants 11/21/2006
757 alt dot fan dot dean dash stark pants,deuce 10/19/2000
3505 always darkest spigot 6/7/2008
1307 always more whores in the sea net 4/30/2002
1960 am i invisible pants,spigot 2/13/2004
1759 american pants 7/25/2003
126 american way spigot,pants 2/16/1999
1317 ammunition, candy bars pants,deuce 5/10/2002
1524 AMS pants,spigot 12/1/2002
1374 an alarming quantity of stainless ozone 7/5/2002
277 an announcement pants,spigot 7/8/1999
650 an argument in progress deuce,pants 7/5/2000
468 an astronomy lesson deuce 1/7/2000
3127 an awfully important announcement deuce,rands 5/26/2007
2868 an easter sonnet pants 9/4/2006
2000 an emp over san francisco deuce 3/25/2004
2883 an evening with pants pants 9/19/2006
2477 an extremely sensitive subject deuce 8/10/2005
339 an important but subtle point rands,spigot,deuce 9/6/1999
3550 an important job interview spigot 7/22/2008
3279 an inconvenient truth pants 10/25/2007
626 an innocent question deuce,pants 6/12/2000
2561 an interview with a deuce deuce 11/3/2005
551 an ode to the homeless of san francisco rands 3/30/2000
2311 an official spice girl net,deuce 2/25/2005
1044 an old, old joke deuce,pants 8/10/2001
546 an open letter to ayn rand spigot,deuce 3/25/2000
656 an open letter to soccer moms pants 7/11/2000
839 an open letter to the stile project pants,atandt,rands 1/11/2001
698 an outtake deuce,rands,hanford 8/21/2000
318 an unlicked dick (part i of ii) spigot,pants,deuce 8/17/1999
319 an unlicked dick (part ii of ii) pants,deuce,spigot 8/18/1999
166 an x with our piss deuce,spigot 3/24/1999
2310 anal warming problem spigot,deuce,pants 2/24/2005
2971 ancient secrets spigot,deuce 12/21/2006
1555 and a large prick deuce,spigot 1/1/2003
638 and all the while rands was thinking about dick (bless his little heart) rands,pants,atandt 6/24/2000
3404 and everybody celebrates accordingly deuce,pants 2/27/2008
539 and he said unto them pants,rands,deuce,spigot 3/18/2000
2067 and here you are spigot,deuce,pants 5/31/2004
3029 and hopefully to the bus stop spigot,deuce 2/17/2007
2929 and much much more pants 11/6/2006
2916 and now for rands,spigot,deuce 10/23/2006
2442 and so it goes spigot 7/6/2005
3296 and so it goes deuce,pants 11/11/2007
1689 and so much more spigot 5/16/2003
2628 and so was i spigot 1/8/2006
1098 and the preacher said spigot,deuce 10/3/2001
1801 and whatever else spigot 9/8/2003
2307 and yes pants 2/21/2005
1986 annabel chong spigot 3/10/2004
639 annie get your gun deuce 6/25/2000
1088 annnother deuce 9/23/2001
1348 announce ment deuce 6/10/2002
2767 another exciting episode coming right up spigot 5/28/2006
1743 ANOTHER JEWEL BOOK spigot 7/9/2003
2960 another lost weekend atandt,pants 12/9/2006
3523 another one of your tricks pants,deuce 6/25/2008
564 another pop up window spigot 4/12/2000
2743 another true story deuce,spigot 5/4/2006
1776 anthrax pants,deuce,rands 8/11/2003
27 antimatter spigot,deuce 9/18/1998
438 any given sunday pants,deuce 12/11/1999
103 any kind of flower deuce, spigot 1/13/1999
1741 ANY KIND OF TREE pants 7/7/2003
3316 any of this pants,deuce,spigot 12/1/2007
2353 any one deuce 4/8/2005
1228 apollo 13 spigot 2/10/2002
2906 apple sauce pants,deuce 10/13/2006
890 applescript spigot,pants 3/3/2001
2049 apricot fag muffin spigot 5/13/2004
778 aquaman's lawsuit rands,pants 11/9/2000
2480 are you sure deuce,net 8/13/2005
814 are you the crow? deuce,spigot 12/17/2000
859 are you there, god? pants 1/31/2001
3346 arfy darfy deuce,spigot 12/31/2007
309 argv spigot,pants 8/8/1999
433 arrrrr dick,deuce 12/6/1999
46 art or pornography 10/10/1998
2123 as a beached whale spigot 7/26/2004
1158 as i got older pants 12/2/2001
1531 as per our pants,deuce,atandt 12/8/2002
3288 asap net,deuce 11/3/2007
1415 ASCII cunts pants,deuce 8/15/2002
2609 asian porn rands,deuce 12/20/2005
2414 asked to leave the sports bar spigot,pants 6/8/2005
2529 ass day deuce,pants 10/2/2005
1869 ass to balls transfer protocol pants,deuce 11/15/2003
1330 assume the position deuce 5/23/2002
905 asthma attack deuce,spigot 3/18/2001
2584 at four stars the army comes pants,deuce 11/26/2005
672 at home with the homos net,deuce,pants 7/26/2000
1347 at least they aren't pants,spigot 6/9/2002
2566 at once pants,deuce 11/8/2005
2910 at that pants,deuce 10/17/2006
1545 at the end of the day you're still fresh off the bus spigot,deuce 12/22/2002
1755 at the library pants,deuce 7/21/2003
42 atandt deuce,atandt 10/6/1998
94 atandt haiku #1 atandt