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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr." -- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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| No. |
Title |
Starring |
Date |
| 288 |
Pachelbel |
deuce,spigot |
7/19/1999 |
| 2856 |
pacific air 121 |
deuce,pants |
8/23/2006 |
| 3583 |
packed with shit |
deuce |
0/0/0 |
| 131 |
packets |
spigot,CENSORED,deuce |
2/22/1999 |
| 2869 |
page one column one paragraph one sentence one |
pants,spigot,rands |
9/5/2006 |
| 2997 |
pageup |
pants,deuce |
1/16/2007 |
| 1369 |
pam grier |
deuce,rands |
6/30/2002 |
| 1297 |
PAMELA SUE |
rands,spigot |
4/20/2002 |
| 3144 |
pancakes |
spigot,deuce,pants |
6/12/2007 |
| 3281 |
pancakes for brunch |
pants,spigot |
10/27/2007 |
| 2825 |
pancakes or ham |
spigot |
7/24/2006 |
| 1019 |
panel count |
rands,pants |
7/13/2001 |
| 289 |
pants and deuce like dick |
pants,deuce |
7/20/1999 |
| 712 |
pants and rands sing |
pants,rands |
9/4/2000 |
| 1193 |
pants gets a reboot |
pants |
1/6/2002 |
| 583 |
pants has a secret (zen boners 3 of 4) |
pants |
5/1/2000 |
| 947 |
pants in france |
pants |
4/30/2001 |
| 2520 |
pants is in the wrong restroom but gets huffy about it anyway |
pants |
9/22/2005 |
| 3227 |
pants licks dick |
pants,deuce |
9/3/2007 |
| 883 |
pants on opening day |
pants |
2/24/2001 |
| 2358 |
pants on the motherfucking moon |
pants |
4/13/2005 |
| 1312 |
pants on trial |
pants,deuce |
5/5/2002 |
| 622 |
pants plays monopoly |
pants |
6/8/2000 |
| 2987 |
pants reads fan mail |
pants |
1/6/2007 |
| 595 |
pants tries to lick a giant spider's dick |
pants |
5/13/2000 |
| 3335 |
pants vs. jesus christ |
pants,deuce |
12/20/2007 |
| 594 |
pants vs. the boner monster |
pants |
5/12/2000 |
| 1340 |
pants' pepperoni hot pockets |
spigot,deuce |
6/2/2002 |
| 3527 |
panty liners |
pants |
6/29/2008 |
| 2788 |
parade re-routed |
spigot |
6/18/2006 |
| 1197 |
pardon me |
spigot |
1/10/2002 |
| 795 |
pardon our dust |
rands |
11/26/2000 |
| 2401 |
paris hilton |
pants |
5/26/2005 |
| 1550 |
parking's not so bad in the winter |
pants,spigot |
12/27/2002 |
| 1118 |
part of a balanced breakfast |
spigot |
10/23/2001 |
| 1954 |
party car |
pants |
2/7/2004 |
| 571 |
pass it on |
spigot,deuce |
4/19/2000 |
| 3185 |
pass it on |
pants |
7/23/2007 |
| 2366 |
past my bedtime |
spigot |
4/21/2005 |
| 547 |
pastries |
spigot,pants |
3/26/2000 |
| 1557 |
pathetic little prick |
pants,net,ozone,deuce |
1/3/2003 |
| 3074 |
patiently waiting for a sign |
pants,spigot |
4/3/2007 |
| 1443 |
patriot day |
pants,deuce |
9/11/2002 |
| 292 |
paul is dead |
spigot |
7/23/1999 |
| 1920 |
pay attention to me |
deuce |
1/5/2004 |
| 700 |
PBS |
spigot |
8/23/2000 |
| 2192 |
peanut butter cookie dough ice cream people |
spigot,deuce |
10/29/2004 |
| 681 |
pecker me up |
deuce,pants |
8/4/2000 |
| 199 |
pecking order |
deuce,pants |
4/24/1999 |
| 572 |
pee fight |
deuce,spigot |
4/20/2000 |
| 2568 |
pee in my kimchee |
spigot |
11/10/2005 |
| 3173 |
peeing into girls' butts |
spigot,pants,deuce |
7/11/2007 |
| 1038 |
peep hole |
spigot,deuce |
8/4/2001 |
| 186 |
penal colony |
deuce,net |
4/11/1999 |
| 2676 |
penis bird |
deuce,atandt |
2/25/2006 |
| 3003 |
penis griefing |
pants,deuce |
1/22/2007 |
| 3009 |
penisgriefing |
pants,deuce |
1/28/2007 |
| 869 |
penny-flavored |
pants,rands,deuce |
2/10/2001 |
| 790 |
people do |
deuce,pants,net |
11/21/2000 |
| 1803 |
pep talk |
pants |
9/10/2003 |
| 938 |
pepsi challenge |
deuce,spigot |
4/20/2001 |
| 1062 |
perfect fifth |
deuce |
8/28/2001 |
| 2881 |
perfect noise-free environment |
deuce,pants |
9/17/2006 |
| 1146 |
perfectly good |
atandt,net |
11/20/2001 |
| 2698 |
performance art |
deuce |
3/19/2006 |
| 3251 |
perhaps too much |
pants,deuce |
9/27/2007 |
| 377 |
perl |
spigot |
10/13/1999 |
| 3238 |
permission to fuck your face |
spigot,deuce |
9/14/2007 |
| 895 |
phantom stallbooth AKA toilet land |
spigot,deuce |
3/8/2001 |
| 381 |
phobes |
deuce |
10/17/1999 |
| 418 |
phone sex |
spigot |
11/21/1999 |
| 2495 |
pick a card |
spigot |
8/28/2005 |
| 2511 |
pickles |
deuce,rands |
9/13/2005 |
| 1296 |
picture of a barn |
pants |
4/19/2002 |
| 2678 |
picture of a barn (b-side) |
pants |
2/27/2006 |
| 1836 |
picture of a doll head |
pants |
10/13/2003 |
| 2718 |
picture of a hallway (where you go when you die) |
pants |
4/9/2006 |
| 2202 |
picture of a hungry bear |
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11/8/2004 |
| 3030 |
picture of a ski mask |
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2/18/2007 |
| 2369 |
picture of a wall hanging |
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4/24/2005 |
| 3186 |
picture of a watering can |
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7/24/2007 |
| 1996 |
picture of a white house |
pants |
3/20/2004 |
| 456 |
pie is good |
net,deuce |
12/29/1999 |
| 3289 |
pies |
pants,spigot |
11/4/2007 |
| 215 |
piss (aka piss curtains) |
spigot,deuce,pants |
5/8/1999 |
| 919 |
piss fight |
atandt,pants |
4/1/2001 |
| 1882 |
piss freaks like me |
pants,deuce |
11/28/2003 |
| 2086 |
piss my face up |
spigot,pants |
6/19/2004 |
| 2925 |
piss vids |
deuce |
11/2/2006 |
| 184 |
pisscam |
spigot |
4/9/1999 |
| 2003 |
pissing on bitches |
pants |
3/28/2004 |
| 2796 |
pissing, squirting |
spigot,atandt |
6/26/2006 |
| 144 |
pizza |
pants,spigot |
3/7/1999 |
| 1693 |
planting seeds |
pants,deuce |
5/20/2003 |
| 1494 |
plants, leaves |
pants,spigot |
11/1/2002 |
| 2132 |
play oasis tracks |
spigot,pants |
8/4/2004 |
| 2774 |
play with my balls |
spigot |
6/4/2006 |
| 966 |
playing boggle |
spigot,deuce |
5/19/2001 |
| 313 |
playing grab-ass |
rands,spigot,plant |
8/12/1999 |
| 1357 |
playing solitare |
spigot |
6/19/2002 |
| 3338 |
please and thank you |
spigot |
12/23/2007 |
| 3129 |
please call my bbs |
spigot |
5/28/2007 |
| 1183 |
please describe yourself |
net,deuce |
12/27/2001 |
| 278 |
please find me a date |
deuce |
7/9/1999 |
| 3428 |
please get hard |
pants,deuce |
3/22/2008 |
| 2667 |
please help i dream this every night and i don't know what it means |
pants |
2/16/2006 |
| 2365 |
please help me |
spigot |
4/20/2005 |
| 3501 |
please leave a message |
deuce,spigot |
6/3/2008 |
| 856 |
please let me come in the bathroom with you |
spigot,deuce,pants |
1/28/2001 |
| 3305 |
please pass nine pizzas |
spigot,deuce |
11/20/2007 |
| 2738 |
please pass the dick |
pants,deuce,spigot |
4/29/2006 |
| 2710 |
please sign my online petition |
spigot,pants |
3/31/2006 |
| 2230 |
please stop calling me |
spigot |
12/6/2004 |
| 3477 |
please tell me |
deuce,spigot |
5/10/2008 |
| 870 |
please turn the lights on |
pants |
2/11/2001 |
| 1460 |
plight of my people |
pants,deuce |
9/28/2002 |
| 1806 |
plural proofs |
pants |
9/13/2003 |
| 2087 |
plus you know dicks |
rands,spigot |
6/20/2004 |
| 3158 |
poem for deuce |
deuce,spigot |
6/26/2007 |
| 1857 |
poet laureate |
spigot,pants,deuce |
11/3/2003 |
| 623 |
poetry and pottery |
spigot |
6/9/2000 |
| 1480 |
pointers with codewarrior |
deuce,spigot |
10/18/2002 |
| 3232 |
pointing to his wang |
pants,deuce |
9/8/2007 |
| 2211 |
points to his mouth |
deuce |
11/17/2004 |
| 502 |
poke |
rands,pants |
2/10/2000 |
| 3516 |
pokey weiners |
spigot,deuce |
6/18/2008 |
| 2615 |
poking and yes choking |
pants,spigot |
12/26/2005 |
| 832 |
political activist |
dick |
1/4/2001 |
| 747 |
poll |
deuce,pants |
10/9/2000 |
| 1929 |
ponk |
spigot |
1/14/2004 |
| 2215 |
ponk |
spigot |
11/21/2004 |
| 2216 |
ponk |
spigot |
11/22/2004 |
| 2217 |
ponk |
spigot |
11/23/2004 |
| 202 |
poo pet |
deuce,pants |
4/26/1999 |
| 725 |
poo vote |
rands,pants,deuce |
9/17/2000 |
| 2917 |
poof! |
deuce,rands |
10/24/2006 |
| 2864 |
pool day |
spigot,deuce,pants |
8/31/2006 |
| 2616 |
pooooooooooooooooooo said the ghost who had to poo |
spigot |
12/27/2005 |
| 1445 |
pop-up ads |
deuce,pants,bung |
9/13/2002 |
| 340 |
porn star word association |
spigot,deuce |
9/7/1999 |
| 2764 |
porn trap |
pants |
5/25/2006 |
| 1249 |
pornography and shock tarts |
rands,spigot |
3/3/2002 |
| 788 |
positive comedy feedback |
spigot |
11/19/2000 |
| 1390 |
POSIX PRIX |
pants,deuce |
7/21/2002 |
| 1534 |
pot brownie recipe |
ozone |
12/11/2002 |
| 939 |
pottery barn |
spigot |
4/21/2001 |
| 2189 |
powers of ten |
deuce,pants |
10/26/2004 |
| 1900 |
pox on your house, a |
atandt,spigot |
12/16/2003 |
| 3078 |
pplfflk ghrpth |
pants,spigot |
4/7/2007 |
| 1004 |
pr0n |
pants |
6/27/2001 |
| 3159 |
practice dick |
pants,deuce |
6/27/2007 |
| 3512 |
pray with me |
spigot,pants |
6/14/2008 |
| 713 |
praying for you |
spigot,deuce |
9/5/2000 |
| 251 |
pre-paid blowjob card |
dick |
6/13/1999 |
| 96 |
precious weapon |
pants, spigot |
12/29/1998 |
| 3499 |
press any key to continue |
pants,deuce |
6/1/2008 |
| 2422 |
pretending, knowing, beating off a little |
dick,deuce |
6/16/2005 |
| 2852 |
pretty and witty and gay |
pants,deuce |
8/19/2006 |
| 548 |
pretty good piss |
deuce,spigot |
3/27/2000 |
| 1409 |
pretty sure |
deuce,ozone |
8/9/2002 |
| 1820 |
prick break |
spigot |
9/27/2003 |
| 3221 |
prickfest 2007 |
deuce,spigot |
8/28/2007 |
| 789 |
pricky |
deuce,pants |
11/20/2000 |
| 1901 |
prince of your balls |
net,deuce |
12/17/2003 |
| 1200 |
pringle(s) |
spigot |
1/13/2002 |
| 2279 |
print dialog theatre |
spigot,deuce |
1/24/2005 |
| 241 |
prison |
spigot,rands,deuce |
6/3/1999 |
| 846 |
private red dwarf showing |
net,deuce |
1/18/2001 |
| 2058 |
probably not really listening |
deuce,bung |
5/22/2004 |
| 3208 |
problem |
deuce |
8/15/2007 |
| 1774 |
produced by criminals |
atandt,pants |
8/9/2003 |
| 3474 |
produced by criminals |
atandt,pants |
5/7/2008 |
| 628 |
profoundly mentally retarded |
spigot |
6/14/2000 |
| 188 |
prom night |
pants |
4/13/1999 |
| 2587 |
promises made, promises kept |
deuce,pants |
11/28/2005 |
| 2839 |
pronounced jay-bee-bop |
pants,deuce |
8/6/2006 |
| 370 |
proof positive |
pants,deuce |
10/7/1999 |
| 2970 |
prospero's balls |
spigot,deuce |
12/20/2006 |
| 1190 |
prostitutes and migrant workers |
rands,pants |
1/3/2002 |
| 3079 |
protocols of the elders of jerkcity |
deuce,pants |
4/8/2007 |
| 1736 |
proud, defiant |
spigot |
7/2/2003 |
| 3547 |
pudding and pokery |
spigot,deuce |
7/19/2008 |
| 1945 |
PUDDINGFISH DIZZY |
spigot,deuce |
1/30/2004 |
| 1432 |
puh pft fuh |
deuce |
8/31/2002 |
| 1536 |
pulls |
atandt,pants,spigot,deuce |
12/13/2002 |
| 2532 |
pump it up |
pants,deuce,rands |
10/5/2005 |
| 147 |
pumped so full |
pants,spigot |
3/9/1999 |
| 2732 |
punch duh hoooo dial tone |
spigot |
4/23/2006 |
| 504 |
punch him in the underpants |
pants |
2/12/2000 |
| 1564 |
Punchings |
deuce |
1/10/2003 |
| 3107 |
pure terror |
deuce,pants |
5/6/2007 |
| 1423 |
put me in your crontab |
pants,deuce |
8/22/2002 |
| 1963 |
put your arms around my boner |
deuce,spigot |
2/16/2004 |
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