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No. Title Starring Date
3400 s u i c i d e deuce,rands,spigot 2/23/2008
654 S.O.S. spigot 7/9/2000
55 sack the kraut 10/22/1998
3487 sacre bong pants,deuce 5/20/2008
1670 sacret covenant spigot 4/27/2003
791 sad spigot 11/22/2000
1041 sade pants,deuce 8/7/2001
1478 said aloud in sling blade voice pants,deuce 10/16/2002
967 sail away spigot 5/20/2001
2042 salt water bad for glass spigot 5/6/2004
1354 sam goody spigot,deuce 6/16/2002
3431 same damn thing rands,deuce 3/25/2008
224 sandra deuce,pants 5/17/1999
2361 santa claus deuce,pants 4/16/2005
702 saturdays deuce 8/25/2000
3 sausalito 8/19/1998
13 saving private dicklicker spigot 9/1/1998
920 saving the universe deuce,pants 4/2/2001
1295 say i'm pretty deuce,rands 4/18/2002
2205 say it is not so atandt,pants 11/11/2004
270 sayeth unto us spigot 7/1/1999
1319 scenes from a mall spigot,pants 5/12/2002
100 schrodinger's pizza deuce, spigot 1/9/1999
2459 sci-fi western rands,spigot 7/23/2005
3366 scooping, shoveling net,deuce 1/20/2008
630 scouting locations rands 6/16/2000
1093 screen saver pants 9/28/2001
2435 scrub with hot soapy water deuce,spigot 6/29/2005
1520 scrubbing chums pants,spigot 11/27/2002
226 SE7EN spigot,rands 5/19/1999
1734 sea cucumber deuce,spigot 6/30/2003
3472 sea squirts deuce,spigot 5/5/2008
857 sea urchin deuce,pants 1/29/2001
3206 searing blinding pain net,deuce 8/13/2007
822 season's greetings fuckheads everybody 12/25/2000
714 second prettiest deuce 9/6/2000
2008 second thoughts spigot 4/2/2004
2478 secret cache of dicks pants,spigot 8/11/2005
1873 secret fucking code deuce 11/19/2003
1086 secret urine party pants,deuce 9/21/2001
3097 secrets revealed dick,deuce 4/26/2007
1985 see for yourself ozone,deuce 3/9/2004
2338 seeds or a peanut deuce,pants 3/24/2005
2643 seize him pants,deuce 1/23/2006
961 self esteem spigot,girl 5/14/2001
2166 self hating fag pants,deuce 10/4/2004
2186 serious bugs extra bananas deuce,spigot 10/23/2004
1437 serious dilemma pants,deuce 9/5/2002
1054 seriously pants,spigot 8/20/2001
65 seriously juggling 11/11/1998
2037 seriously stretched out in the big big city deuce 5/1/2004
1930 service me with dong deuce,spigot 1/15/2004
777 set the controls for the heart of the sun pants 11/8/2000
553 seti@home deuce,spigot 4/1/2000
3507 seven stages deuce,dick 6/9/2008
3478 sewage pants,spigot 5/11/2008
3542 sewage can back up into your home spigot,pants,deuce 7/14/2008
3430 sex boat on my car deuce,pants,spigot 3/24/2008
1186 sex chart pants,spigot,deuce 12/30/2001
2922 sex pit atandt,pants 10/30/2006
3492 sex with foam puppets pants 5/25/2008
2265 sex with goats deuce 1/10/2005
1673 sex with mister peanut pants,deuce 4/30/2003
1436 sexy lamp post pants,deuce 9/4/2002
2484 sf boner expo spigot,pants 8/17/2005
1421 shakespeare you see pants,deuce 8/20/2002
1332 shame deuce 5/25/2002
3198 shamed and humiliated dick,deuce 8/5/2007
1656 sharon stone pants,deuce 4/13/2003
1761 SHAVE ME rands,deuce 7/27/2003
1762 shift seven deuce 7/28/2003
415 shine spigot 11/18/1999
1359 shiny diner atandt,pants 6/21/2002
2196 shirts and long pants pants,spigot,deuce 11/2/2004
1927 shit faggots click deuce,pants 1/12/2004
1768 shit god pants,deuce 8/3/2003
1732 shit my green ozone,deuce 6/28/2003
347 shit with your heart deuce,spigot 9/14/1999
2083 shooing you with a broom deuce,pants 6/16/2004
227 shop kosovo spigot 5/20/1999
2048 shoplifting for dummies deuce,pants 5/12/2004
3584 shopping list net 0/0/0
2719 short but thick deuce,spigot 4/10/2006
2557 short diary entry deuce 10/30/2005
3201 short-term memory loss deuce,pants 8/8/2007
2220 shot gun atandt,deuce 11/26/2004
1671 should have never pants,deuce,spigot 4/28/2003
2438 should have stayed on the farm deuce,spigot 7/2/2005
3458 show some support spigot 4/21/2008
1496 show stopper pants,spigot 11/3/2002
912 show us your tits (with jesus christ) pants 3/25/2001
1528 shuffling sounds down below pants,deuce 12/5/2002
2536 shut up spigot 10/9/2005
2151 shut up about the juice already will yas spigot,pants 9/19/2004
361 shut up nuts spigot 9/28/1999
417 shyness is nice deuce,spigot 11/20/1999
2282 sick little games deuce,pants 1/27/2005
1785 side of milk carton pants 8/20/2003
2608 sideways/edgeways rands,spigot 12/19/2005
457 sign my guestbook pants,deuce 12/30/1999
1760 SIGN-UP rands,deuce 7/26/2003
1620 signs of verbal abuse deuce,spigot 3/8/2003
1420 silence please spigot 8/19/2002
1301 silicon valley linux users group deuce,spigot 4/24/2002
1589 sim jerk city spigot 2/4/2003
1603 simple math spigot,deuce 2/19/2003
3552 simple question pants 7/24/2008
297 simply put spigot,deuce 7/28/1999
602 since i've been loving you spigot,pants,deuce 5/20/2000
1782 singing pants,spigot 8/17/2003
873 singing in the shower (a jimi hendrix tribute) atandt 2/14/2001
205 single user mode deuce,pants,ozone 4/29/1999
2350 sir fagsalot deuce,pants 4/5/2005
2262 sir i am not an ashtray deuce,spigot 1/7/2005
1236 sir i must insist atandt,pants 2/18/2002
573 sir yes sir spigot,deuce 4/21/2000
574 sir your tongue is much too close deuce,pants 4/22/2000
1908 sitting around the house pants 12/24/2003
980 six grams of fat deuce,pants 6/2/2001
3176 six more weeks of cocksucking spigot,deuce,pants 7/14/2007
1314 six years dick,deuce 5/7/2002
769 skip and dance deuce,pants,spigot 10/31/2000
1214 skullfucking rands, pants 1/27/2002
2266 slam the car door on my boner spigot,deuce 1/11/2005
3368 slap my cock please bung,deuce 1/22/2008
3427 slap them deuce,spigot 3/21/2008
82 slashdot effect 12/11/1998
298 sliders pants,rands,deuce 7/29/1999
1714 Slim Jim spigot 6/10/2003
610 slobbering deuce 5/27/2000
658 slow children at play deuce,pants 7/12/2000
2984 slowly but surely 1/3/2007
3145 slowly filling up pants,spigot 6/13/2007
2860 slowly rotated pants,spigot 8/27/2006
378 slumber party spigot,pants 10/14/1999
3062 small paddle boat spigot 3/22/2007
2255 small sprite spigot,deuce 12/31/2004
3057 smile, take pictures pants,spigot 3/17/2007
1712 smoke dope with me spigot 6/8/2003
115 smoking dope deuce, spigot 2/5/1999
2418 smoosh the people i think are prostitutes then run away pants,rands 6/12/2005
968 smooth buddy rands,deuce 5/21/2001
1349 smooth fonts pants 6/11/2002
1403 smooth nougat pants,hanford 8/3/2002
625 smothered hope spigot,deuce 6/11/2000
1051 snatch spigot 8/17/2001
385 sneedle spigot 10/20/1999
1311 snipe hunt dick,pants 5/4/2002
3008 sno-ball rands,pants,deuce 1/27/2007
2193 so alone spigot,deuce 10/30/2004
3137 so am i rands,deuce 6/5/2007
40 so bored 10/3/1998
3066 so can i have it like that (yes you can) pants,deuce 3/26/2007
3336 so gay bung,deuce 12/21/2007
2588 so high all i can do is lie awake and twitch pants,spigot 11/29/2005
874 so high on gay spigot 2/15/2001
41 so huffy 10/5/1998
176 so i can better stalk fiona apple pants,rands 4/2/1999
1664 so little time pants,deuce 4/21/2003
3569 so many points right now spigot 8/10/2008
2871 so much pornography spigot 9/7/2006
2195 so pointy and all pants,deuce 11/1/2004
3254 so proud spigot,deuce,rands 9/30/2007
3457 so very sorry spigot,deuce 4/20/2008
2945 so very very cold ii pants,atandt 11/24/2006
3049 so very very fuckable pants,deuce 3/9/2007
3207 so work with me gang spigot 8/14/2007
3558 soaked with piss spigot,pants 7/30/2008
2206 soccer practice pants,spigot 11/12/2004
435 socian komentaron pants,deuce 12/8/1999
1223 soliloquy deuce 2/5/2002
3318 some english muffins deuce,pants 12/3/2007
3277 some how pants,spigot 10/23/2007
2329 some kind of horrible pants,deuce 3/15/2005
2689 some kind of horrible error pants,spigot 3/10/2006
2345 some kind of wonderful contest pants 3/31/2005
2791 some kind of wonderful hurricane atandt,effigy 6/21/2006
2519 some kind of wonderful learning curve pants 9/21/2005
3363 some of these deuce,spigot 1/17/2008
575 some really good shit spigot 4/23/2000
3019 some reason or another pants 2/7/2007
903 some stupid video game spigot 3/16/2001
1849 some times spigot 10/26/2003
2012 some where warmer pants 4/6/2004
3128 somebody deuce 5/27/2007
749 somebody stole his headlamp pants,deuce 10/11/2000
1015 somebody's ass hurts pants,spigot 7/9/2001
303 somebody's sucking rands,deuce 8/3/1999
1828 somehow deuce 10/5/2003
3122 someone do something spigot,deuce,pants 5/21/2007
1949 someone get the smelling salts net,deuce 2/2/2004
2748 someone has a socket bug atandt,deuce 5/9/2006
2920 something deuce,spigot 10/27/2006
1046 something about a call girl spigot,pants 8/12/2001
2122 something else indeed spigot 7/25/2004
1937 something frilly i hope deuce,pants 1/22/2004
2127 something horrible deuce,spigot 7/30/2004
1155 something is not right pants,deuce 11/29/2001
1066 something wonderful rands,pants 9/1/2001
1156 sometimes the details change pants 11/30/2001
1269 sore prick spigot 3/23/2002
858 sorry for the wide distribution spigot 1/30/2001
2392 sorry for the wide distribution spigot 5/17/2005
1229 sort of spurting pants 2/11/2002
1839 source of protein pants,spigot 10/16/2003
2513 southwest net,deuce 9/15/2005
3263 space and/or time pants,deuce 10/9/2007
3095 space cakes spigot,pants 4/24/2007
715 space cowboys rands,deuce 9/7/2000
3434 space dicks pants,deuce 3/28/2008
570 space face pants,spigot 4/18/2000
1237 speak english or die deuce,pants 2/19/2002
2999 special announcement pants,spigot 1/18/2007
898 special treat spigot,pants 3/11/2001
942 spice channel deuce,spigot,pants 4/24/2001
3298 spigot as foodstuff spigot,deuce 11/13/2007
246 spigot is lois lane spigot 6/8/1999
2559 spigot sings spigot,deuce 11/1/2005
838 spigot sucks cock spigot 1/10/2001
2793 spigot the bear annual spigot 6/23/2006
3325 spigot the bear feat. mc deuce spigot,deuce 12/10/2007
2817 spigot the bear in outer space spigot 7/16/2006
2720 spigot the bear season finale spigot 4/11/2006
2958 spigot the bear xmas special spigot 12/7/2006
1597 spigot the bear: act 2 pants,deuce,spigot 2/12/2003
1614 spigot the bear: behind the scenes spigot 3/2/2003
1596 spigot the bear: pilot pants,atandt,spigot,deuce 2/11/2003
2990 spigot the bear: the early years deuce,spigot 1/9/2007
2912 spigot the bear: the movie spigot 10/19/2006
2006 spigot vs. the mantra spigot 3/31/2004
770 spigot's boutique spigot,deuce 11/1/2000
808 spigot, concerned spigot 12/8/2000
1028 spigot: homicide detective spigot 7/22/2001
1448 spill-proof mug deuce,spigot 9/16/2002
2525 spoilers spigot 9/28/2005
299 SPOILERS AHEAD spigot,deuce 7/30/1999
1708 spooky pants 6/4/2003
2173 spots bung,deuce 10/11/2004
655 spring cleaning for fags rands 7/10/2000
576 sprint sense hurts pants,spigot 4/24/2000
2936 sputtering out spigot,pants 11/14/2006
926 squeak deuce 4/8/2001
1512 squeeze my nuts and prick and make a honking noise spigot 11/19/2002
3361 squeeze the orange juice out of me pants,atandt 1/15/2008
2260 squeezy bouncy nuts deuce,spigot 1/5/2005
368 squirt booth spigot,deuce 10/5/1999
989 squirtshirts spigot 6/12/2001
416 st. patrick's day pants,spigot 11/19/1999
604 stairway to heaven spigot,pants 5/22/2000
1287 stalking my dog spigot 4/10/2002
1503 stall side applet pants,atandt,spigot 11/10/2002
1795 standard query language rands 9/2/2003
372 star maps deuce,pants 10/9/1999
1829 star ship troopers deuce 10/6/2003
214 star wars spigot 5/7/1999
1081 starbucks and a noah's bagels deuce,spigot 9/16/2001
1458 starring spigot spigot 9/26/2002
2573 starting java deuce,spigot 11/15/2005
1813 starting to think spigot 9/20/2003
1646 station identification rands,spigot 4/3/2003
2085 stay on the phone with me spigot 6/18/2004
2923 stay over spigot,deuce 10/31/2006
509 STDERR pants 2/17/2000
1147 stdjo.h spigot,deuce 11/21/2001
1695 steps to reproduce spigot,deuce 5/22/2003
2629 sticks deuce,spigot 1/9/2006
2808 still hungry bung,rands 7/8/2006
2258 still life with rands rands 1/3/2005
2331 still not totally sure what you are getting at deuce,pants 3/17/2005
244 still only thirty-five cents pants,deuce 6/6/1999
2828 still quite stoned spigot 7/27/2006
3223 still waiting deuce,spigot 8/30/2007
1926 stomping the exhibit spigot,deuce 1/11/2004
1224 stoned again pants,rands 2/6/2002
887 stoned before five pants 2/28/2001
3345 stop and consider (do you ever) pants,atandt 12/30/2007
3476 stop biting please pants,deuce 5/9/2008
3481 stop poking holes in me deuce,bung,pants 5/14/2008
1397 stormtroopers wearing only helmets, black socks pants,deuce 7/28/2002
1600 straight from the well pants 2/16/2003
1698 straight out of the carton pants,spigot 5/25/2003
1668 strange melange spigot 4/25/2003
1984 strange toilet rands,deuce 3/8/2004
1128 strangers in the night spigot,rands 11/2/2001
1788 street car pants 8/26/2003
742 strike over! - 10/4/2000
449 stroke spigot,deuce,pants 12/22/1999