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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr." -- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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| No. |
Title |
Starring |
Date |
| 2471 |
t atandt kill yourself |
atandt,deuce |
8/4/2005 |
| 3332 |
t deuce hey |
deuce,dick |
12/17/2007 |
| 3455 |
t deuce manga |
deuce,spigot |
4/18/2008 |
| 3388 |
t deuce please send jerk photos |
rands,deuce |
2/11/2008 |
| 3393 |
t pants, t deuce |
deuce,pants |
2/16/2008 |
| 1078 |
t spigot get your own towel |
pants |
9/13/2001 |
| 683 |
T SPIGOT I HAD A DREAM |
deuce,spigot |
8/6/2000 |
| 1519 |
t spigot never mind |
pants,spigot |
11/26/2002 |
| 3140 |
t spigot oh |
deuce,spigot |
6/8/2007 |
| 2927 |
t spigot shows at 3 and 11 weekdays |
spigot,effigy |
11/4/2006 |
| 3286 |
t spigot why in the world |
deuce,spigot |
11/1/2007 |
| 703 |
t, l or c |
deuce,spigot |
8/26/2000 |
| 1121 |
table of contents |
rands |
10/26/2001 |
| 1537 |
tag team |
rands,spigot,deuce |
12/14/2002 |
| 2355 |
taint misbehaving |
spigot,deuce |
4/10/2005 |
| 2061 |
taj mahal of pornography, the |
atandt,deuce |
5/25/2004 |
| 3549 |
take it off |
deuce,spigot |
7/21/2008 |
| 2841 |
take me in your arms |
pants |
8/8/2006 |
| 1463 |
take off your top |
deuce,spigot |
10/1/2002 |
| 3150 |
take the anal train (dogshit everywhere) |
pants,deuce |
6/18/2007 |
| 1933 |
take the jizz quiz |
spigot |
1/18/2004 |
| 333 |
take the queer quiz |
spigot |
8/31/1999 |
| 2251 |
take your time son |
deuce,pants |
12/27/2004 |
| 3416 |
takes two |
pants,deuce |
3/10/2008 |
| 2644 |
taking a shit in your mouth |
spigot,deuce |
1/24/2006 |
| 2668 |
taking a test, promptly failing |
spigot |
2/17/2006 |
| 2784 |
talk him off or die trying |
ozone,atandt |
6/14/2006 |
| 1192 |
talkin' tolkien |
spigot |
1/5/2002 |
| 2098 |
talking in public the whole time |
deuce,pants |
7/1/2004 |
| 3320 |
talking off the deuce |
deuce,pants |
12/5/2007 |
| 577 |
talking on the computer |
spigot,pants |
4/25/2000 |
| 109 |
tantamount to exercise |
deuce, pants, rands, spigot |
1/27/1999 |
| 875 |
tapping |
atandt,pants |
2/16/2001 |
| 1370 |
tar pits |
deuce,pants |
7/1/2002 |
| 1831 |
tarantula |
dick,hanford,pants |
10/8/2003 |
| 486 |
TCP/IP |
deuce,rands |
1/25/2000 |
| 3348 |
teaching you to swim |
ozone,deuce |
1/2/2008 |
| 1779 |
teacup |
spigot |
8/14/2003 |
| 1868 |
team man ship |
deuce,pants |
11/14/2003 |
| 876 |
team player |
rands,deuce |
2/17/2001 |
| 660 |
technical difficulties |
pants,deuce |
7/14/2000 |
| 813 |
technical difficulties |
pants |
12/16/2000 |
| 3260 |
technical difficulties |
spigot,deuce |
10/6/2007 |
| 2934 |
technical difficulties (try again tomorrow) |
spigot |
11/12/2006 |
| 2598 |
tell it to the judge |
atandt,spigot |
12/9/2005 |
| 3301 |
tell me where you get it |
deuce,ozone,pants |
11/16/2007 |
| 3438 |
tell the wikitruth |
pants |
4/1/2008 |
| 1848 |
temporary restraining order |
deuce |
10/25/2003 |
| 228 |
ten |
rands |
5/21/1999 |
| 2102 |
ten dollar words |
spigot,pants |
7/5/2004 |
| 1148 |
ten ways women can make strides in the workplace |
rands,deuce,spigot |
11/22/2001 |
| 3087 |
tennessee |
pants,deuce,spigot |
4/16/2007 |
| 437 |
tense negotiations |
rands,pants |
12/10/1999 |
| 3490 |
tentpole |
spigot,deuce |
5/23/2008 |
| 892 |
terrible thing |
pants,rands |
3/5/2001 |
| 2688 |
thank |
pants,rands,spigot |
3/9/2006 |
| 3317 |
thank god |
deuce,pants |
12/2/2007 |
| 2073 |
thank you confused |
deuce,spigot,pants |
6/6/2004 |
| 3105 |
thanks to you |
deuce,spigot |
5/4/2007 |
| 3266 |
thanksgiving |
deuce,spigot |
10/12/2007 |
| 3287 |
that buttery warm fragrance |
pants |
11/2/2007 |
| 2740 |
that good one homosexual |
net,pants |
5/1/2006 |
| 792 |
that green stuff |
deuce,pants |
11/23/2000 |
| 2571 |
that guy's basket |
rands,spigot |
11/13/2005 |
| 78 |
that is no bunny |
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12/7/1998 |
| 79 |
that is... |
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12/8/1998 |
| 2838 |
that joy division song |
pants,deuce |
8/5/2006 |
| 507 |
that mallet |
deuce,pants |
2/15/2000 |
| 3394 |
that other guy |
pants,spigot,deuce |
2/17/2008 |
| 1602 |
that other one too |
dick,deuce,pants |
2/18/2003 |
| 1274 |
that particular scene |
rands,pants,deuce |
3/28/2002 |
| 1509 |
that propellerheads song |
pants,rands,deuce,spigot |
11/16/2002 |
| 1859 |
that someone is everyone |
spigot |
11/5/2003 |
| 862 |
that sort of language |
deuce,spigot |
2/3/2001 |
| 3415 |
that sour-grapes look |
pants |
3/9/2008 |
| 3570 |
that thing (it is happening again) |
pants,deuce |
8/11/2008 |
| 2121 |
that was |
hanford,spigot |
7/24/2004 |
| 3234 |
that wonderful wonderful dream |
pants,deuce |
9/10/2007 |
| 108 |
that's amore |
spigot |
1/24/1999 |
| 2963 |
that's the spigot promise |
deuce,spigot |
12/13/2006 |
| 28 |
that's two rules |
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9/20/1998 |
| 3178 |
that's what i want (shit) |
spigot,pants,deuce |
7/16/2007 |
| 3304 |
the answer is pain |
rands,deuce,pants |
11/19/2007 |
| 1951 |
the ashamed lowercase y |
spigot |
2/4/2004 |
| 1896 |
the ass-testing of santa claus |
pants,deuce |
12/12/2003 |
| 3033 |
the back of his hand |
spigot,rands |
2/21/2007 |
| 719 |
the balls ate my balls page |
spigot |
9/11/2000 |
| 906 |
the balls page |
spigot |
3/19/2001 |
| 560 |
the bargains |
spigot |
4/8/2000 |
| 745 |
the best thing about marijuana |
pants |
10/7/2000 |
| 558 |
the black dot from adventure |
deuce,pants |
4/6/2000 |
| 300 |
the blair witch |
deuce,rands |
7/31/1999 |
| 310 |
the boner crisis: day 8 |
spigot,pants,deuce |
8/9/1999 |
| 850 |
the box |
spigot,deuce,pants |
1/22/2001 |
| 3483 |
the bus to your face |
pants,rands |
5/16/2008 |
| 399 |
the challenge |
pants,deuce |
11/3/1999 |
| 674 |
the chicago manual of poo |
deuce,pants |
7/28/2000 |
| 342 |
the children |
spigot |
9/9/1999 |
| 1645 |
the choke, the clutch |
pants,spigot |
4/2/2003 |
| 772 |
the closet |
deuce,spigot |
11/3/2000 |
| 759 |
the cockmobile |
spigot,pants |
10/21/2000 |
| 453 |
the cocksucking game |
pants,spigot |
12/26/1999 |
| 470 |
the commish |
deuce,pants,net |
1/9/2000 |
| 755 |
the complete idiot's guide to licking dick |
rands |
10/17/2000 |
| 3056 |
the contents of my mouth |
pants,deuce |
3/16/2007 |
| 2832 |
the daily jerkcity |
spigot,rands |
7/31/2006 |
| 2274 |
the day before the end of the world |
rands,pants |
1/19/2005 |
| 2528 |
the day control messages stopped working |
deuce |
10/1/2005 |
| 652 |
the dick cache god |
pants,deuce |
7/7/2000 |
| 348 |
the dick checkout counter |
deuce,net |
9/15/1999 |
| 1222 |
the dreaded electric pencil sharpener |
pants |
2/4/2002 |
| 668 |
the dreaded links page |
spigot |
7/22/2000 |
| 2113 |
the drill |
rands,deuce |
7/16/2004 |
| 3228 |
the duke |
spigot |
9/4/2007 |
| 567 |
the early years (act 1, scene 1) |
spigot,pants |
4/15/2000 |
| 568 |
the early years (act 1, scene 2) |
spigot,pants |
4/16/2000 |
| 538 |
the economics of electronic commerce |
rands |
3/17/2000 |
| 720 |
the effects of drinking soap |
pants |
9/12/2000 |
| 721 |
the elusive jizz bug |
deuce,rands |
9/13/2000 |
| 585 |
the end |
rands,pants |
5/3/2000 |
| 2887 |
the end of summer |
pants |
9/23/2006 |
| 3465 |
the extent to which |
deuce,pants |
4/28/2008 |
| 524 |
the faq wizard |
rands,pants,spigot |
3/3/2000 |
| 1031 |
the fetus and nozzle show |
fetus,nozzle |
7/28/2001 |
| 174 |
the fucking porn room |
spigot,pants,deuce |
4/1/1999 |
| 316 |
the game of boggle |
spigot,pants,deuce |
8/15/1999 |
| 2294 |
the gang is all here |
rands,spigot |
2/8/2005 |
| 1725 |
the gang's all here |
net,deuce |
6/21/2003 |
| 3580 |
the gang's all here |
spigot,pants,deuce |
0/0/0 |
| 404 |
the gay-bashing fence |
pants,spigot |
11/8/1999 |
| 3485 |
the glowing theory |
deuce |
5/18/2008 |
| 439 |
the good book |
spigot,deuce,pants |
12/12/1999 |
| 1020 |
the great pumpkin |
spigot |
7/14/2001 |
| 3484 |
the great race |
spigot,deuce |
5/17/2008 |
| 2221 |
the hard way |
deuce |
11/27/2004 |
| 1489 |
the hebrew god |
pants,deuce,atandt |
10/27/2002 |
| 1535 |
the hills |
pants,deuce,spigot |
12/12/2002 |
| 392 |
the hills are alive (a beautiful musical) |
pants,spigot |
10/27/1999 |
| 1886 |
the horping balls |
spigot |
12/2/2003 |
| 466 |
the how and the why |
spigot |
1/5/2000 |
| 129 |
the insolence |
deuce,pants |
2/20/1999 |
| 419 |
the irc |
deuce,pants,spigot |
11/22/1999 |
| 452 |
The Jerkcity Christmas Special |
pants |
12/25/1999 |
| 75 |
the jew who had gas |
|
11/30/1998 |
| 1362 |
the jizzy dir |
pants,spigot |
6/24/2002 |
| 997 |
the joke and the punchline |
spigot |
6/20/2001 |
| 336 |
the lab |
spigot,deuce,pants |
9/3/1999 |
| 1975 |
the last one |
pants |
2/28/2004 |
| 2706 |
the letter q |
pants,atandt |
3/27/2006 |
| 406 |
the living room |
pants,spigot |
11/10/1999 |
| 787 |
the look of dick |
deuce,pants,rands,spigot |
11/18/2000 |
| 2950 |
the lost weekend |
atandt,pants |
11/29/2006 |
| 1624 |
the main menu |
pants,ozone |
3/12/2003 |
| 2131 |
the man likes mice |
pants,deuce |
8/3/2004 |
| 854 |
the man on the shroud is none other than jesus christ himself |
pants,deuce |
1/26/2001 |
| 240 |
the mating rituals of spigot |
spigot,deuce |
6/2/1999 |
| 646 |
the miracle of modern medicine |
deuce |
7/1/2000 |
| 274 |
the moon |
deuce,spigot |
7/5/1999 |
| 323 |
the moon fell down the stairs |
pants,deuce |
8/22/1999 |
| 3022 |
the more you know |
spigot |
2/10/2007 |
| 2253 |
the most wonderful time of the year |
deuce,atandt |
12/29/2004 |
| 369 |
the next morning |
spigot |
10/6/1999 |
| 1006 |
the nicest thing |
spigot,deuce |
6/29/2001 |
| 395 |
the nickel |
deuce,pants,spigot |
10/30/1999 |
| 2613 |
the night before christmas |
spigot,pants |
12/24/2005 |
| 74 |
the nougat |
|
11/29/1998 |
| 1482 |
the occasional blowjob |
pants,hanford,atandt |
10/20/2002 |
| 1149 |
the one about |
dick,deuce |
11/23/2001 |
| 1604 |
the one that almost got away |
pants,spigot |
2/20/2003 |
| 231 |
the one where |
spigot,deuce |
5/24/1999 |
| 2238 |
the ones in my cupboard |
pants,spigot |
12/14/2004 |
| 1464 |
the ozone and deuce show |
deuce,ozone |
10/2/2002 |
| 2534 |
the ozone and deuce show |
deuce,ozone |
10/7/2005 |
| 2875 |
the path to 9/11 |
pants,atandt,spigot,deuce |
9/11/2006 |
| 2537 |
the penguin incident |
atandt,deuce |
10/10/2005 |
| 819 |
the penny arcade incident |
pants |
12/22/2000 |
| 530 |
the pincers of power! |
pants,spigot |
3/9/2000 |
| 3010 |
the piss bill |
pants,spigot,deuce |
1/29/2007 |
| 2867 |
the pitch (day after cupcake day) |
pants |
9/3/2006 |
| 308 |
the political one |
pants |
8/8/1999 |
| 649 |
the poo button |
rands,pants |
7/4/2000 |
| 1013 |
the postman |
spigot,pants |
7/6/2001 |
| 1685 |
the power of liquor |
spigot |
5/12/2003 |
| 503 |
the power of love |
pants,spigot |
2/11/2000 |
| 2812 |
the previously unpublished love letters of spigot the bear |
spigot |
7/12/2006 |
| 302 |
the prickalino |
pants,deuce |
8/2/1999 |
| 360 |
the pringles |
spigot,net,deuce |
9/27/1999 |
| 2105 |
the problem with hookers |
spigot,pants |
7/8/2004 |
| 2188 |
the punch line is alcoholism |
deuce,pants |
10/25/2004 |
| 2023 |
the purple man |
pants |
4/17/2004 |
| 1303 |
the quest for porn |
spigot,pants |
4/26/2002 |
| 2515 |
the real reason |
pants |
9/17/2005 |
| 837 |
the remarkable world of pants |
pants |
1/9/2001 |
| 617 |
the rockford files |
atandt,pants |
6/3/2000 |
| 2039 |
the romans or the huns (take your pick) |
pants |
5/3/2004 |
| 750 |
the rules of dick |
spigot |
10/12/2000 |
| 1692 |
the same page |
pants,deuce |
5/19/2003 |
| 3103 |
the saving throw rapist |
deuce |
5/2/2007 |
| 198 |
the scientific method |
deuce,spigot |
4/23/1999 |
| 4 |
the secret of numb |
|
8/20/1998 |
| 587 |
the seven dwarves |
everybody |
5/5/2000 |
| 2335 |
the seven endless |
pants |
3/21/2005 |
| 1069 |
the shelling continues |
net,pants |
9/4/2001 |
| 2724 |
the show must go on |
pants,ozone,deuce |
4/15/2006 |
| 483 |
the skills to pay the bills |
pants,deuce,rands |
1/22/2000 |
| 307 |
the smell of schizophrenia |
pants |
8/7/1999 |
| 2275 |
the spigot man can |
spigot,pants |
1/20/2005 |
| 569 |
the stairs |
spigot |
4/17/2000 |
| 2569 |
the stalls out west |
pants |
11/11/2005 |
| 213 |
the stark story |
pants |
5/6/1999 |
| 448 |
the story of us |
pants,deuce |
12/21/1999 |
| 142 |
the subjunctive |
deuce |
3/5/1999 |
| 599 |
the sweetbread shortage |
pants |
5/17/2000 |
| 3259 |
the system is being shut down now |
ozone,deuce |
10/5/2007 |
| 2297 |
the teflon dong |
spigot,deuce,pants |
2/11/2005 |
| 1860 |
the things we find on usenet part 3 |
deuce,pants |
11/6/2003 |
| 1883 |
the things we find on usenet part 4 |
spigot |
11/29/2003 |
| 1275 |
the things we find on usenet part i |
spigot |
3/29/2002 |
| 1276 |
the things we find on usenet part ii |
deuce |
3/30/2002 |
| 1246 |
the toilet stall bandit |
spigot,pants |
2/28/2002 |
| 578 |
the toilet story |
spigot,pants |
4/26/2000 |
| 80 |
the town song |
|
12/9/1998 |
| 2272 |
the troll guild |
atandt |
1/17/2005 |
| 1424 |
the trouble with pac-man |
rands |
8/23/2002 |
| 3021 |
the tyranny of the rands |
rands,pants |
2/9/2007 |
| 3557 |
the tyranny of three |
deuce,pants |
7/29/2008 |
| 3211 |
the uppercase club |
pants,deuce,spigot |
8/18/2007 |
| 557 |
the urine |
spigot |
4/5/2000 |
| 257 |
the very bad farm |
spigot,pants,deuce |
6/19/1999 |
| 3020 |
the very same |
spigot,deuce |
2/8/2007 |
| 441 |
the waiter |
pants,spigot |
12/14/1999 |
| 1956 |
the waltz of Jéricho |
pants |
2/9/2004 |
| 2406 |
the way of the world |
deuce,ozone |
5/31/2005 |
| 579 |
the way you close your eyes |
pants |
4/27/2000 |
| 743 |
the weigel factor |
spigot,deuce |
10/5/2000 |
| 1455 |
the weirdest thing |
spigot |
9/23/2002 |
| 514 |
the westminster dog show |
spigot |
2/22/2000 |
| 2390 |
the what factor |
deuce,pants |
5/15/2005 |
| 1468 |
the whole damn system is out of order |
pants,spigot |
10/6/2002 |
| 921 |
the will of god |
pants |
4/3/2001 |
| 982 |
the world will never know |
deuce |
6/4/2001 |
| 3012 |
the yam stand |
deuce,pants,spigot |
1/31/2007 |
| 2586 |
theme to spigot the bear |
spigot |
11/28/2005 |
| 2228 |
then i woke the fuck up |
rands,pants |
12/4/2004 |
| 1965 |
then the cops came |
rands,deuce |
2/18/2004 |
| 1182 |
there are no prizes involved |
deuce,pants |
12/26/2001 |
| 2804 |
there goes the cockbot |
atandt,rands |
7/4/2006 |
| 2904 |
there is only one god and he is god |
pants,deuce |
10/11/2006 |
| 1198 |
there's something about ike |
atandt |
1/11/2002 |
| 955 |
these are the rules (pt. 1) |
rands |
5/8/2001 |
| 73 |
these are tomatoes |
|
11/28/1998 |
| 879 |
these cheese fries |
rands,deuce,pants |
2/20/2001 |
| 1477 |
these fine wines |
pants,spigot |
10/15/2002 |
| 2969 |
these pumpy times of ours |
deuce,rands |
12/19/2006 |
| 2330 |
these united states |
spigot,deuce |
3/16/2005 |
| 191 |
they are to blame |
deuce,pants |
4/16/1999 |
| 3016 |
they made my dick drink paint |
pants,deuce |
2/4/2007 |
| 3139 |
they will pay for what they have done |
spigot,deuce |
6/7/2007 |
| 3333 |
they'll never wake us in time |
pants,spigot |
12/18/2007 |
| 154 |
thick |
deuce,rands,spigot |
3/13/1999 |
| 1990 |
things i hit |
spigot |
3/14/2004 |
| 1101 |
third party check |
pants,spigot |
10/6/2001 |
| 1640 |
thirty-frog and some change |
pants,deuce |
3/28/2003 |
| 2378 |
this calls for |
deuce,pants |
5/3/2005 |
| 8 |
this channel sucks |
|
8/25/1998 |
| 2254 |
this comic sucks |
rands,deuce |
12/30/2004 |
| 3326 |
this corny dream |
pants,deuce |
12/11/2007 |
| 57 |
this dot |
|
10/27/1998 |
| 2424 |
this film is not yet rated |
spigot,deuce |
6/18/2005 |
| 3382 |
this fine morning |
spigot,deuce |
2/5/2008 |
| 3554 |
this frog |
pants |
7/26/2008 |
| 3040 |
this guy |
spigot |
2/28/2007 |
| 1974 |
this is a test |
atandt |
2/27/2004 |
| 2522 |
this is how we roll |
pants |
9/24/2005 |
| 2470 |
this is not a test |
spigot |
8/3/2005 |
| 1461 |
this island earth |
deuce,pants |
9/29/2002 |
| 3372 |
this jar of peanut butter |
net,pants,deuce |
1/26/2008 |
| 1261 |
This Just In |
pants |
3/15/2002 |
| 363 |
this kick |
rands,deuce |
9/30/1999 |
| 1341 |
this lousy t-shirt |
atandt |
6/3/2002 |
| 1707 |
this magic show |
rands,spigot |
6/3/2003 |
| 2630 |
this means you |
deuce |
1/10/2006 |
| 2885 |
this one also comes with instruction manual |
deuce,spigot |
9/21/2006 |
| 2882 |
this one comes complete with instruction manual |
deuce,spigot |
9/18/2006 |
| 680 |
this one's for the kids |
spigot |
8/3/2000 |
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