9-Jan Suck And Fuck 20-Apr Hitler's Birthday (b. 1889) 21-May Smooth Buddy Week begins 28-Jun ALL CAPS DAY 18-Jul Albedo Saturday (2009) 2-Aug Prickalino particle discovered (1999) 17-Aug Happy Birthday to Us (1998) 2-Sep Cupcake Day (2006) 11-Sep Patriot Day 29-Oct Annual Report 11-Nov Bullfrog-Humping Sunday (Canada) 25-Dec Xmas (optional holiday, skeleton crew required)