pr0n

"pr0n" | Wednesday, June 27, 2001 | No. 1,004
pants: I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I REALLY LIKE THE #LOST WEBLOG AND SOMETIMES I RELOAD THE PAGE SEVERAL TIMES A DAY IN SEARCH OF FRESH NEWS AND LINKS TO PRON (WHICH I PRONOUNCE "PRAWN" AND ASSUME YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FAT BLACK DICKS)
pants: I DON'T KNOW A RYANO FROM A PHATMAX BUT I CAN SUCK NINE DICKS NINE TIMES IN A NEW YORK MINUTE
pants: MY PURPOSE IN THIS WORLD IS TO TRACK URINE AROUND (THIS IS TRUE, I'VE SEEN THE PROCESS IN PRACTICE AND IT'S NOT PRETTY)







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