father's day

"father's day" | Sunday, July 1, 2001 | No. 1,008
pants: SO MY DAD'S STILL MOLESTING ME
pants: HE LIKES IT ALTHOUGH I FIND MYSELF INDIFFERENT ABOUT THE PROCESS
pants: OKAY THAT'S A WRAP
pants: I'LL BE SMOKING IN THE PARKING LOT IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME
pants: ONE MORE PAGE TO GO ??? CAN WE EDIT THIS PART OUT
pants: ALL RIGHT: UH, DEAR CANADIAN GOTH GIRL
pants: WAIT WRONG PAGE
pants: THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN THE MUPPET SHOW







Tomorrow
"aloud a lot" starring spigot and pants




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