the postman

"the postman" | Friday, July 6, 2001 | No. 1,013
pants: I WANT TO DELIVER MAIL TO THE STALLS
pants: PACKAGE FOR YOU SIR
pants: KNOCK KNOCK I'VE GOT A POSTCARD FROM STALL 4 TO STALL 2
spigot: COME ON IN SORRY AS YOU CAN SEE THIS PLACE IS A MESS
spigot: CLOSE THE DOOR
spigot: HONK
pants: OOF
pants: LORDY LORD
spigot: URG
pants: SIGN HERE AND HERE AND HERE AND HULAGHLUAGHUAG HERE
spigot: THANK YOU COME AGAIN







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