somebody's ass hurts

"somebody's ass hurts" | Monday, July 9, 2001 | No. 1,015
spigot: MY ASS HURTS!!!!!!
pants: OKAY BYE
spigot: NO SERIOUSLY MY ASS REALLY HURTS
pants: AND???
spigot: CAN YOU STICK YOUR HAND UP THERE AND HELP
pants: OH MY GOD
spigot: PLEASE???? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
pants: **SIGH** ALL RIGHT
spigot: OW
spigot: OW OW OW OW OW OKAY OW ENOUGH
pants: HOLD STILL
pants: DUDE I JUST PULLED OUT A SOLID GOLD WATCH
spigot: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!







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