spigot: homicide detective

"spigot: homicide detective" | Sunday, July 22, 2001 | No. 1,028
spigot: OK CHIEF HERE'S THE SCENE: WE GOT TWO DEAD FAGGOTS IN THE BACKYARD
spigot: BOTH ARE WEARING PINK PANSY DRESSES AND LIPSTICK
spigot: FOUR DEAD FAGGOTS IN THE GARAGE
spigot: LOOKS LIKE THEY CHOKED TO DEATH ON THEIR OWN QUEERNESS
spigot: AND A BUNCH OF DEAD FAGS IN THE LIVING ROOM
spigot: WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THEY DIED
spigot: WE KNOW IT INVOLVES SUCKING DICK
spigot: GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME LIEUTENANT







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