an old, old joke

"an old, old joke" | Friday, August 10, 2001 | No. 1,044
deuce: I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS
deuce: AND SOME WORSE NEWS
deuce: THE BAD NEWS IS YOU ONLY HAVE SIX WEEKS TO LIVE
pants: OH NO
pants: WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT ???
deuce: I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU SINCE LAST MONDAY
deuce: HOLY GOD SQUIRTY DIARRHEA







Tomorrow
"like a crabby crab crab" featuring deuce and pants




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