jerkcity underwater

"jerkcity underwater" | Wednesday, August 15, 2001 | No. 1,049
spigot: I AM TRULY UNDER THE SEA
spigot: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK
spigot: WELL HERE COMES THE UNDERWATER DESSERT CART RIGHT NOW
spigot: THESE PASTRIES AND PIES ARE SOAKING WET BUT WHO CARES
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH LEMON HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH APRICOT
spigot: NEXT TIME I'LL BE AN ASTRONAUT SO I CAN SAMPLE THE DELICIOUS SPACE CAKES
spigot: GLUB
spigot: GLUB







Tomorrow
"aloud a lot" starring spigot and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.