crickets and ants

"crickets and ants" | Saturday, August 18, 2001 | No. 1,052
pants: I'M EATING CRICKETS AND ANTS
deuce: GOOD THING BECAUSE OTHERWISE THOSE BUGS WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD
deuce: PANTS IS OUR LAST AND ONLY LINE OF DEFENSE
pants: YOU MIGHT SAY I'M A NATIONAL HERO
pants: CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH







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