where's pants

"where's pants" | Sunday, August 26, 2001 | No. 1,060
rands: WHERE'S PANTS
rands: I SURE HOPE HE'S NOT STUCK IN SOME JOHN GRISHAM NOVEL
rands: WHERE THE POLICE ARE CHASING HIM FOR THE WRONGFUL RAPE OF A BEATIFUL YOUNG
rands: HOLY SHIT THAT'S HUGE
spigot: T RANDS OR MAYBE HE'S LOST IN THE WONDERS OF AMY TAN'S HEARTWARMING
spigot: DEPICTION OF THREE GENERATIONS OF A KOREAN FAMILY
spigot: STRUGGLING TO OVERCOME THE OFTEN COMICAL LANGUAGE OF LOVE
spigot: WIPE OFF THAT LIPSTICK, SLIDE ON OVER HERE AND LET'S GET STARTED
rands: SUPERHUGE







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