sucking dick at office depot

"sucking dick at office depot " | Monday, August 27, 2001 | No. 1,061
pants: YOU CAN'T SUCK DICK AT OFFICE DEPOT
pants: LORD KNOWS I HAVE TRIED
pants: THEIR STAFF IS NOT TOLERANT AS THEIR ADS WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE
pants: THEY'RE ALL "CAN I HELP YOU" AND I'M ALL "HUFF HUFF HUFF"
pants: USUALLY I AM ASKED TO LEAVE AND ESCORTED OUT
pants: I ALWAYS FIND A WAY BACK IN
pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF BINDERS HUFF HUFF PALM PILOT ACCESSORIES
pants: HUFF HUFF OH GOOD THEY MAKE BUSINESS CARDS HUFF HUFF HUFF







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