jesus-rands complex

"jesus-rands complex" | Friday, September 7, 2001 | No. 1,072
rands: THAT'S RIGHT I'M RANDS
rands: SON OF GOD, LORD AND SAVIOR
rands: THROWING THE MONEYLENDERS OUT OF THE BATHROOM STALLS
rands: THEN SNEAKING THEM BACK IN LATER FOR SOME WELL-DESERVED R&R
rands: (I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT THAT STANDS FOR)
rands: ANYHOO IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE A CAVE UNTIL EASTER
rands: ACTUALLY A LOVELY LITTLE CAFE ON THE WEST SIDE
rands: MICKEY ROURKE, YOUR FINEST PERFORMANCE EVER WAS IN "ANIMAL FACTORY"







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