january urine

"january urine" | Wednesday, September 19, 2001 | No. 1,084
deuce: WHO'S GETTING ME WHAT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY PEOPLE
pants: I'M GIVING YOU MY JUG OF JANUARY URINE
pants: HEARTS AND FLOWERS ??? KITTENS AND HUGS ??? A DOZEN RED ROSES ???
deuce: FAGGOT
pants: COCKS AND SOME MANNER OF MEAT BY-PRODUCT THAT HURTS WHEN IT ENTERS YOU ???
deuce: FUCKING
: Memo to all: In the future, please do not eat cat food on the set. The smell of the empty cans is disturbing the night crew.







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"huge holes in the walls" featuring deuce and pants




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