We'll be back on April 20th
just two seconds

"just two seconds" | Thursday, September 20, 2001 | No. 1,085
spigot: OKAY I'M GOING IN HERE FOR JUST TWO SECONDS
spigot: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
spigot: NO FUNNY BUSINESS
spigot: HMM HURR CRUMBLY COFFEE CAKE SMOOSHED ALL OVER ME
spigot: OKAY BACK PEOPLE







Tomorrow
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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.