tantamount to exercise

"tantamount to exercise" | Wednesday, January 27, 1999 | No. 109
deuce: I HAVE BEEN PUNCHED IN THE HEAD AND ASS FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES STRAIGHT
deuce: (BRUISING, SWELLING, ASKING FOR ICE)
spigot: THAT IS TANTAMOUNT TO EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: I KNOW AND FOR THAT I AM ASHAMED
pants: WE HAVE ALL FAILED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
pants: MAYBE WE SHOULD PULL OUR PANTS DOWN
rands: I AM SO THERE
deuce: I DON'T SEE HOW THAT WILL SOLVE ANY OF OUR
deuce: OH







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"you need to earn it" featuring deuce and pants




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