headline news looks like mtv

"headline news looks like mtv" | Sunday, September 30, 2001 | No. 1,095
rands: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
rands: CNN, MSNBC, CBS, AND YES EVEN YOU ABC
rands: GET ALL THOSE GODDAMN ICONS OFF THE SCREEN WE CAN'T SEE SHIT WHAT'S NEXT BANNERS ADS ??? FIRE YOUR STAFF AND GIVE US A TALKING HEAD AND BIG PICTURES







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