cookies

"cookies" | Tuesday, October 9, 2001 | No. 1,104
pants: DEAR PEPPERIDGE FARM
pants: I AM WRITING TO YOU REGARDING YOUR DESSERT BLISS TREAT
pants: NAMELY THE COOKIES & CREME FLAVOR
pants: I AM NOT ABLE TO DIGEST YOUR FOODSTUFFS
pants: AT FACE VALUE THIS WOULD BE WORRYSOME







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