also the ugly

"also the ugly" | Sunday, January 31, 1999 | No. 112
deuce: DOES THIS DRESS AND DO THESE SHOES MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
pants: I THINK IT'S THE FATNESS THAT REALLY DOES IT
pants: ALSO THE UGLY
spigot: TRY PUTTING THE SHOES UP YOUR ASS AND THE DRESS OVER YOUR HEAD







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